Vlad The Inhaler by White Label Seeds

Vlad The Inhaler Strain Info

Ever wondered what would happen if you crossed a mad scientist’s jungle garden with a gothic castle full of fruity secrets?

Vlad The Inhaler from White Label Seeds might just be the answer.

This strain is no ordinary mix—it’s the wild offspring of Chernobyl and Stoopid Fruits, blending legends like Jack Herer, Trainwreck, Haze, and Strawberry Cough into one flavorful storm.

Think of it as the Frankenstein of marijuana seeds, but instead of bolts and growls, it comes packed with tropical aromas and mind-bending highs.

Born from the depths of Transylvania’s imagination—literally, as it’s a nod to the breeder Florin from that very land—Vlad The Inhaler feels like a tribute to old-school horror with a modern twist.

Its lineage is like a mixtape of greatest hits from the cannabis world, each puff a tribute to its powerful ancestors.

Once these feminized cannabis seeds hit the soil, they shoot up like they’ve got something to prove.

Expect tall plants, with strong vertical growth and chunky side branches that stretch out like arms reaching for the sun.

Indoors, they stand proud at 110 to 160 cm (3.6 to 5.2 ft), and outdoors they can go beast mode, reaching up to 300 cm (almost 10 ft) if the Mediterranean sun is smiling down on them.

The structure’s wide open, letting in all that lovely airflow and light like a well-designed greenhouse.

Bud formation is a visual feast—elongated, lime green flowers with subtle purple kisses, like they’ve been sunbathing under a Caribbean sky.

These aren’t your classic Christmas tree buds either; they pop out all over, dense and round like little golf balls covered in frost.

The resin? Let’s just say your scissors will thank you for the easy trim.

Flowering Time & Yield

This strain doesn't make you wait forever—just 60 to 65 days of flowering indoors and it's harvest time.

Inside, growers can expect a treasure trove of 460–650 grams (16.2–22.9 oz) per square meter, which is pretty outrageous for something this good-looking.

Under the sun, in a warm, friendly climate, each plant can bless you with 560–640 grams (19.8–22.5 oz).

We’re talking true XXL yield here, as long as you give them the space to stretch their legs.

Effects and Aroma

Crack open a jar of Vlad The Inhaler and the first thing that hits you is tropical madness.

Mango, pineapple, citrus, and berries all fight for your attention like a fruit market explosion.

But then, just as you're floating on that island breeze, a little diesel twist sneaks in and reminds you this is no softie—it’s a full-bodied ride.

The flavor on the inhale is like biting into a fresh mango while someone zests a lime right under your nose.

And on the exhale? Sweet-sour diesel creeps in, smooth and earthy, grounding you back from the clouds.

The high starts with a bang—euphoric, uplifting, and fast, like switching on all the lights in your brain at once.

But just when you think it’s party time, a deep body calm starts creeping in, relaxing your limbs like warm water in a bathtub.

It’s strong but balanced, like a night out that ends with you melting into your favorite couch, still smiling from the buzz.

Grower Tips & What Stands Out

If there's one thing we absolutely love about the Vlad The Inhaler strain, it's how effortlessly it fills a grow space with its bold stature and striking colors.

It’s not just big—it’s majestic, like watching a jungle unfold right before your eyes.

We’ve noticed it thrives best in a sunny, Mediterranean-style climate, where long summers and stable temperatures let it show its full potential.

That said, it also adapts well indoors, as long as you manage the height and give it room to breathe.

This strain is moderately easy to grow, but it demands a bit of experience if you want to maximize yield and structure.

The internodal spacing and strong lateral branches make it a great candidate for mainlining or a screen of green (SCROG), which helps spread the canopy and boost production.

However, it's less compatible with lollipopping or supercropping due to its natural stretching and slender stems.

When it comes to pests and diseases, it holds its ground pretty well with a solid resistance to mold and mildew, thanks to the open structure that allows great airflow.

Still, like with all cannabis seeds, a bit of preventive care goes a long way—regular checks and proper humidity control are always worth it.

We also recommend a little extra support during flowering, especially outdoors, since those resin-heavy buds can get hefty and weigh the branches down.

Let it grow, train it right, and you’ll end up with a plant that looks like it came straight out of a botanical fantasy.

Strain Characteristics

Seed type: Feminized

Seed bank: White Label Seeds

Genetics: Chernobyl x Stoopid Fruits (Jack Herer, Trainwreck, Haze, Strawberry Cough)

Strain type: 50/50 Sativa-Indica hybrid

Flowering time (indoor): 60–65 days

Indoor height: 110–160 cm (3.6–5.2 ft)

Outdoor height: Up to 300 cm (9.8 ft)

Indoor yield: 460–650 g/m² (16.2–22.9 oz)

Outdoor yield: 560–640 g/plant (19.8–22.5 oz)

Climate: Warm, sunny, Mediterranean

Difficulty: Moderate

Pest resistance: Good

Mold resistance: Good

Structure: Tall with strong lateral branches and wide internodal spacing

Best techniques: SCROG, mainlining

Not suitable for: Lollipopping, supercropping, SOG

Bud appearance: Elongated, lime green with purple hues, resin-heavy, golfball-sized nugs

Flavor: Tangy citrus, mango, tropical fruits, diesel, sour

Aroma: Intense tropical scent, citrus, pineapple, sweet berries, with hints of diesel

Effects: Euphoric, uplifting cerebral high balanced by calming body relaxation

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Vlad The Inhaler sativa or indica?

Vlad The Inhaler is a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid combining both sativa and indica genetics.

Sativa strains are typically known for their energizing, cerebral effects and taller, airy plant structures.

Indica strains, on the other hand, are famous for their relaxing, body-focused highs and shorter, bushier growth.

Vlad The Inhaler offers the best of both worlds—euphoric uplift from the sativa side and calming body vibes from its indica roots.

This balance also shows in its growth pattern, with tall vertical development and strong, thick side branches.

How tall does Vlad The Inhaler grow?

Indoors, Vlad The Inhaler can grow between 110 and 160 cm (3.6–5.2 ft), while outdoors it can stretch up to 300 cm (9.8 ft) under ideal conditions.

Its vertical growth makes it better suited for growers with ample headroom and the ability to manage height.

What kind of climate does Vlad The Inhaler prefer?

This strain thrives in a warm, sunny, Mediterranean-style climate with long summers and stable temperatures.

It can be grown successfully indoors as well, as long as it's given enough light, airflow, and space to stretch.

Is Vlad The Inhaler suitable for beginners?

We’d say it’s more suitable for intermediate growers who are comfortable with training techniques like SCROG or mainlining.

It’s not the most difficult strain out there, but maximizing yield and managing its structure requires a bit of skill and planning.

How strong is the smell during flowering?

The aroma during flowering is intense and tropical, with noticeable notes of citrus and mango that can easily fill a room.

Growers seeking discretion may want to invest in proper odor control like carbon filters or ventilation systems.

Does Vlad The Inhaler resist pests and mold?

Yes, it shows good resistance to both pests and mold thanks to its open canopy and strong airflow between branches.

Still, preventive maintenance and regular monitoring are recommended to keep the crop healthy all the way to harvest.