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Crash Crimes by Grand Cru Genetics hits hard from the first look. Dense buds. Heavy frost. Loud terpenes. This is a strain made for growers who chase flavor, resin, and deep satisfaction. Plant it. Watch it shine. Enjoy every second.
🤯 THC: 25–30%
😋 Flavor: Sweet, caramel, dark grapes
🧠 Effect: Potent, balanced, therapeutic
Crash Crimes Strain
Crash Crimes is born from a precise cross of Wedding Crasher and a reversed Chimera. The result feels exotic, sticky, and visually striking, with flowers that look dipped in sugar and resin.
Grand Cru Genetics crafted this hybrid with a clear goal: intense terpene expression and serious resin returns, especially for fresh frozen extractions.
This feminized strain shows multiple phenotypes. All are productive, but one cookie-leaning expression stands out for its extreme resin output, even if yields stay slightly tighter.
The aroma profile leans caramel-sweet with earthy depth, while the smoke feels rich and memorable. Bold effects. Expressive aroma. A flavor that lingers.
As a Feminized option, Crash Crimes fits perfectly among premium feminized cannabis seeds, offering consistency and confidence from seed to harvest.
Crash Crimes Effects
The effect feels like sinking into a leather chair after a long win. Strong, calming waves wrap the body while the mind stays clear and creative. You feel present, relaxed, and quietly powerful.
Crash Crimes Flavor
Each hit feels like biting into ripe black grapes coated in warm caramel. Sweet, creamy smoke with a dark, chocolatey echo that stays on the tongue long after exhale.
Crash Crimes Characteristics
| Strain type | Feminized |
| Genetics | Wedding Crasher x Chimera (R) |
| Indica / Sativa | 30% Indica / 70% Sativa |
| THC | 25–30% |
| CBD | 0–2% |
| Effect | Relaxing, creative, balanced |
| Flavor | Sweet, caramel, grape, earthy |
| Terpenes | Caramel-forward, low volatility |
| Indoor yield | 350–450 g/m² (1.15–1.47 oz/ft²) |
| Outdoor yield | 500–800 g/plant (17.6–28.2 oz/plant) |
| Flowering time | 8–10 weeks (60–65 days) |
| Structure | Strong stretch, resin-heavy flowers |
| Bud appearance | Dense, frosted, sticky |
| Difficulty level | Intermediate |
| Best cultivation technique | Light training, control stretch early |
FAQ
Is Crash Crimes seeds Indica or Sativa?
Crash Crimes leans heavily Sativa-dominant, with over 70% Sativa influence.
What terpenes does this strain have?
It features stable, low-volatility terpenes with caramel sweetness and earthy depth.
Is this strain good for beginner growers?
Not ideal for beginners due to stretch and phenotype variation.
How to grow Crash Crimes seeds?
Give it space. Control stretch early indoors. Keep nutrients balanced. Let resin develop fully before harvest for maximum flavor and extraction quality.
Is Crash Crimes good for hash making?
Yes. Its resin structure delivers strong WPFF returns, making it a favorite for fresh frozen extraction.
- THC
- Very High (20% or +)
- CBD
- Low (0 - 1%), Medium (1 - 5%)
- Yield Indoor (g/m2)
- 350–450 g/m² (12–16 oz/ft²)
- Yield Outdoor
- 500–800 g/plant (17.6–28.2 oz/plant)
- Flavor
- Sweet, Earthy, Grape
- Effects
- Creative, Relaxed, Uplifted
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