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Fast Crazy Bastard Regular by Doctor's Choice
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular by Doctor's Choice is weird in the best way. Mutant leaves. Stealth look. Fast cycles. Strong genetics. This one breaks the rules and still delivers dense, resinous buds. If you want something different, this strain stands alone.
🤯 THC: 20–25%
😋 Flavor: Pine, sweet, chem, sour
🧠 Effect: Balanced, uplifting, relaxing
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Seeds
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular comes from ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder). That mix creates something rare. Mutant structure. Fast flowering. Strong resilience.
Doctor's Choice developed this line to combine the ABC mutation with early genetics and breeding potential.
The plant grows medium-sized. But it doesn’t look like cannabis. Small, unusual leaves. Almost herbal. Perfect for stealth. Buds still come dense and packed with sticky resin despite the strange appearance. Flowering takes 8–10 weeks.
We think this strain is for explorers. For breeders. For those who want something nobody else has. Fast Crazy Bastard Regular seeds give you both males and females to play with. Want to push genetics further? This is your tool. Don’t miss drops like 2026 new strains.
Flavor and Effects that feel raw and unique
The flavor hits sharp. Pine comes first, fresh and cutting. Then sweetness follows. Light. Subtle. It balances the edge.
Chem and sour notes build underneath. Like a wild mix of forest air and fuel with a sour twist. It’s not for everyone. But if you get it, you get it.
The taste lingers. Strange. Memorable. Different from anything standard.
The high starts active. A light mental push. You feel awake. Engaged. Curious.
Then the body relaxes slowly, like tension melting off piece by piece. No heavy crash. Just a steady balance.
We really like this strain for experimentation. Or just breaking routine. Ever grown something that doesn’t even look like weed? This is it.
Fast Crazy Bastard Regular Characteristics
| Strain type | Regular |
| Genetics | ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder) |
| Indica/Sativa | Hybrid |
| THC | 20–25% |
| Effect | Balanced, uplifting, relaxing |
| Flavor | Pine, sweet, chem, sour |
| Flowering time | 8–10 weeks |
| Structure | Medium, mutant leaf structure |
| Bud appearance | Dense, resinous, unusual contrast with foliage |
| Difficulty level | Moderate |
| Best cultivation technique | Selective breeding and phenotype hunting |
FAQ
Is Fast Crazy Bastard Regular seeds Indica or Sativa?
It is a hybrid with balanced traits, offering both uplifting and relaxing effects.
What terpenes does this strain have?
It features piney, sweet, chem, and sour terpene profiles.
Is this strain good for beginner growers?
It is better suited for growers with some experience, especially those interested in breeding.
How to grow Fast Crazy Bastard Regular seeds?
Provide stable conditions, select phenotypes carefully, and take advantage of both male and female plants for breeding.
What makes this strain unique?
Its ABC mutant leaf structure and stealth appearance combined with solid resin production.
- THC
- Very High (20% or +)
- CBD
- Low (0 - 1%)
- Yield Indoor (g/m2)
- 400-550 g/m2
- Yield Outdoor
- 500-700 g/plant
- Flavor
- Pine, Sweet, Chemical
- Effects
- Relaxed, Happy