Dirty Money by Cookies Seed Bank

Dirty Money Strain Info

Dirty Money is an Indica-dominant strain crafted by Cookies Seed Bank, blending the renowned genetics of Big Face and Double Lemon Cherry to bring a powerhouse experience to cannabis lovers. Hailing from the elite ‘Double Lemon Cherry Crosses’ collection, this strain’s lineage is built for potency, flavor, and impressive resilience. Dirty Money is the result of expert genetic selection that keeps the quality and complexity high, making it an irresistible choice for growers and connoisseurs alike.

The plant itself is a compact beauty, with a sturdy structure that adapts well to different environments. Indoors, it showcases a medium-short internodal spacing, perfect for SOG setups, where it produces large, dense buds shaped like a pine cone, all coated in a thick layer of glistening resin. Outdoors, Dirty Money reveals its vibrant colors, showing off hues of green, purple, and even reddish tones as it matures. Its dense buds are a sight to behold, but growers should keep an eye on humidity levels due to its compact structure, which can be prone to mold if not cared for properly.

Flowering Time & Yield

With a quick flowering time of 8 to 9 weeks, Dirty Money lets you enjoy fast results without sacrificing quality. Indoors, it delivers yields of around 300-400 grams per square meter, making it a solid performer for those looking to maximize space. Outdoors, this strain really shines, with potential yields of up to 600 to 800 grams per plant, and experienced growers have even achieved over a kilogram per plant under ideal conditions. Its resilience and rapid growth make it a favorite for those chasing a hefty, high-quality harvest.

Effects and Aroma

Dirty Money isn’t just about impressive yields; it’s a sensory experience from start to finish. The complex terpene profile blends fresh citrus and fruity notes inherited from Double Lemon Cherry with hints of spice, earth, and a subtle touch of diesel. The aroma alone is enough to captivate even the most discerning connoisseurs, offering a depth of flavor that keeps you coming back for more.

As for effects, Dirty Money leans heavily into its Indica roots, delivering a deeply relaxing, body-centered high that’s perfect for unwinding after a long day or easing into a restful night’s sleep. With THC levels ranging from 18% to an impressive 25% under the right conditions, this strain is ideal for relieving stress, soothing muscle tension, and helping with sleep issues. Its relaxing effects are balanced with a gentle mental euphoria, making it a versatile option for both mind and body relaxation.

Cultivation Tips for Dirty Money

When it comes to cultivating Dirty Money, this strain is a solid choice for growers of all levels, but it truly shines for those who already have some experience. Dirty Money’s resilience makes it quite resistant to common pests and diseases, so it’s forgiving even in less-than-ideal conditions. However, keeping an eye on humidity levels is essential, especially during flowering, as the dense buds can be prone to mold if left unchecked.

This strain thrives in temperate to Mediterranean climates if grown outdoors, where it can reach its full potential in height, color, and yield. For indoor growers, Dirty Money’s compact size and adaptability make it ideal for smaller setups, including SOG methods. This Indica-dominant plant responds well to pruning and training, allowing you to maximize its bud production while maintaining a manageable height. With just a bit of TLC, Dirty Money rewards growers with impressive, resin-drenched buds that are as visually striking as they are productive.

What we find most captivating about Dirty Money is its combination of powerful genetics and high yield potential. This strain doesn’t just perform well in terms of quantity—it’s also a feast for the eyes and senses, with its vibrant colors and glistening trichomes making every harvest a true pleasure.

Dirty Money Strain Characteristics

• Seed Type: Feminized
• Genetics: Big Face x Double Lemon Cherry
• Genotype: 70% Indica, 30% Sativa
• THC Level: 18-25%
• CBD Level: 0%
• Indoor Yield: 300-400 grams/m²
• Outdoor Yield: 600-800 grams per plant, potentially over 1kg with expert care
• Flowering Time: 8-9 weeks
• Outdoor Harvest: Mid to late October
• Indoor Height: 90-120 cm
• Outdoor Height: 180-220 cm
• Terpene Profile: Fruity, citrus, earthy, with hints of spice and diesel
• Effect: Relaxing, calming, with mild mental euphoria
• Difficulty: Moderate, suitable for experienced growers
• Climate: Prefers temperate to Mediterranean climates
• Pest & Disease Resistance: High, with good resilience against common issues

Dirty Money FAQ

Is Dirty Money sativa or indica?

Dirty Money is an Indica-dominant hybrid, meaning it carries characteristics typical of Indica strains, such as a shorter, denser plant structure and deeply relaxing effects. While Sativa strains are often associated with taller plants, more spaced-out buds, and a cerebral, energizing high, Indicas like Dirty Money tend to focus on physical relaxation and stress relief, making them popular for evening use or unwinding at the end of the day. Dirty Money combines the best of both worlds, offering the structure and relaxation of an Indica with the additional complexity in flavor and yield you'd expect from a well-balanced hybrid.

What is the THC content of Dirty Money?

Dirty Money has a THC level ranging from 18% to 25%, depending on growing conditions and experience. This high THC content gives it potent effects, making it a great choice for users seeking powerful relaxation or relief from physical discomfort.

How much can Dirty Money yield?

Dirty Money offers impressive yields for its size and structure. Indoors, growers can expect between 300 to 400 grams per square meter, while outdoor yields can reach between 600 and 800 grams per plant. With expert care, some growers have achieved yields over a kilogram per plant outdoors.

What is the flowering time for Dirty Money?

Dirty Money has a relatively short flowering time of 8 to 9 weeks. This makes it a great choice for growers looking for a fast turnaround without compromising on yield or quality. Outdoor harvests typically fall in mid to late October.

Does Dirty Money require special care or conditions?

While Dirty Money is fairly resilient and resistant to common pests and diseases, it does benefit from close attention to humidity levels, particularly during flowering, as its dense buds can be prone to mold. Ideal for temperate to Mediterranean climates, this strain performs well in a range of environments but shows its full potential with moderate to expert care.